I'm pretty sure I have bought all I needed to buy, and am in the process of wrapping everything up. The house is starting to look like civilized people live here and the tree is up. I even made the tortieres! The knitted things I wanted to finish by Xmas are all done. And so, what could go wrong?
Picture this- I have a series of shopping bags on my bed. They hold unwrapped gifts. I also have a great big white dog on my bed. He starts sniffing around the bags. In one bag, full of clothing for gifts, he stops and pauses for a moment.
Just long enough to puke in it.
EEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWW. (let's say it all together now....)
I just hope everything fits, because I won't be able to take anything back after it has been washed. Right?
Merry Christmas, and I hope nobody pukes in your bags.