Tuesday, December 23, 2008


I'm pretty sure I have bought all I needed to buy, and am in the process of wrapping everything up. The house is starting to look like civilized people live here and the tree is up. I even made the tortieres! The knitted things I wanted to finish by Xmas are all done. And so, what could go wrong?
Picture this- I have a series of shopping bags on my bed. They hold unwrapped gifts. I also have a great big white dog on my bed. He starts sniffing around the bags. In one bag, full of clothing for gifts, he stops and pauses for a moment.

Just long enough to puke in it.

EEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWW. (let's say it all together now....)

I just hope everything fits, because I won't be able to take anything back after it has been washed. Right?

Merry Christmas, and I hope nobody pukes in your bags.


Ruth said...

Eeeuuuuuwwwww! Guess the gift receipts are kind of a moot point now, eh? My house is only half civilized at this point, but no-one has puked in anything. There's still time, though.....

BTW, I have that second skein of BFL ready... just haven't managed to get organized enough for a proper photo. Soon.

DianeS said...

So, now Bear is a fashion critic? He is one very multi-talented dog!

I still need to get out to do more shopping. Only a few items needed, but going to the that area is very likely going to be just awful tomorrow. Still need to bake cookies, the ham is in the freezer (better get that out) and I've pretty much hit panic mode.

Bea said...

Oh Beawrs! You not asposed to puke in Mom's bags. Oh nos! You's feels ok? oh yeash. This Abbys. I gives you snuggles makes you feels betters. I has itchy faces this morning. Mom makes me stop itchings. She say I get helmet again tonights since she not there to stops me. Stoopids helmet. I going to burys it in the backsyard. Yes I ams. You puke n my helmet make so I can't wear it??

I loves you,

Dis Gus. I had say something bout barf in bags. Hooray, Way to go man!! Mom always wants us barf on towels or clothings cause they go in wash. SHe not like us barf on carpet and couches so I thinks you did right thing. Hopefully you gots treat for being goods.


All I have to say is "eeeeeuuuuwwww..." and yes hopefully everything fits or you know someone that it fits. You might not want to pass on its history though.

Carrie Penny said...

I wouldn't tell anyone about their gift's history pre-gifting... It might be a little too... graphic for most...