Crochet.......

Oh Crochet- How do I hate thee, let me count the ways...............

C is for the crappy way you look when I try to make a garment
R is for the release of all known patience
O is for the "Oh fer chrissake" I seem to be muttering all the time
C is for the crochet hook I lost AGAIN
H is for the helluvalottawerk for not much
E is for ending-my need to crochet-, not for ending it all (puh leeze- I'm not THAT bad!)
T is for the trials and tribulations that I have put myself through.

Nuff said.